Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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