Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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