You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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