i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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