belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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