I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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