Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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