She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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