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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize