he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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