Pappa wants mamma naked
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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