I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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