I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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