just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
