i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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