I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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