wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
PANTIES FOUND
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
