she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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