My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
