Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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