remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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