So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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