I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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