Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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