too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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