that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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