man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He did a backflip because drugs
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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