He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I've blown a few things in my day
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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