The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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