Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
pray to the hookup gods
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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