That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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