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Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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