ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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