we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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