I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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