why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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