check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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