I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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