There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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