just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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