Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
