lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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