Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
two words...techno handjob
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
