Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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