Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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