I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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