Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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