Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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