im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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