love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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