why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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