Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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