I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
