ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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