so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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